Friday, 20 October 2023

2 Euro 33 Cents Post Card.

 A while ago, I have been to Sindelfingen, Germany for 3 weeks. It's my first trip abroad in my life. So, the expectations are high, not for me but for my brother, friends, relatives, parents, and wife. Sorry, but for my wife, brother, friends, relatives, and parents, about the things that I am going to bring for them while coming back.

Time flies so fast when you travel for the first time.
*After 3 weeks*

I am back to my hometown with a fully packed (presents and chocolates) 60-litre trolley. I presented perfume to my dad and father-in-law, jackets to my brother and sister-in-law, handbags to my mother and mother-in-law, toys to my niece and chocolates for everyone. Everyone is happy. (Here comes the attention seeker.) I presented an expensive watch (170 euros) to my wife. Everybody likes it, even my tenant's dog too (about to lick it 😜, of course I didn't allow her to lick it). My wife gave a weird smile and took the gift. It seems she didn't like it.

The days gone, almost 4 weeks. Not even once had she worn the watch, I confirmed that she didn't like it.

After a couple of days, we were involved in our daily routine. I heard a knock at the door, and my wife attended the door as I was in teams meeting. I heard she was speaking to someone, and I barely heard those words. Later, I heard the sound of the door closing. She ran from the entrance to the room where I was sitting. She hugged me, and in a few seconds, I could feel the tears on my neck. I told her to wait a few minutes, as I was about to finish the meeting. After the meeting, I just asked, What happened?

She showed me the postcard that I sent from Germany. Which I completely forgot, because I thought it might have been missed during the long trip. Because it's been almost a month since I posted. Luckily, she received it. She likes it very much. she was very, very happy. I didn't expect that.

Till now, I didn't understand why she was not happy with a 170 Euro watch but very happy with the 2 Euro, 33 cents postcard (Typical 90's kid 😜).

The story didn't end here. She was happy only for 4-5 hours, because she got to know that I had sent the postcards to three of my close friends.(Completely ruined). She was mad at me almost the whole week. I struggled a lot to get her up to her normal behavior.

Note: Never understood how, why, when, or for what she reacts.

I'm sorry I had to leave. She recalled the whole thing that happened on that day. I need to struggle again to get her back to normal behavior. I hope a whole week is not required, but this long weekend would be enough.

Happy Dussehra and weekend!



Tuesday, 14 February 2023

Thought Catcher

11th February 2023, Train No. 12786, Bangalore to Kachiguda, travelling to Kachiguda for Brothers' Engagement. Around 7:00 p.m., a guy boarded the train at Yelahanka Junction and sat in front of me. He looks tense, and by seeing him, I can say that he is occupied with deep thoughts. I kept quiet for some time and thought to check if he was fine. I was about to say hi, but he got a call. He took his mobile out of his bag and saw the caller's name. In that span of time, he got distracted from his deep thoughts, and once he disconnected the call, he again became involved in his thoughts.
 
During that fraction of his distraction from his thoughts, I read his thoughts. Now, I can tell what he was thinking, what he was involved in, and what he was going to do. Before going to these details, let me tell you about me and how I read his thoughts in those brief moments of his distraction.
 
My name is Krishna. I was born in Mathura. working as a psychologist in Bangalore. My father was a neuroscientist and used to perform a lot of experiments in our home lab on transferring human thoughts as small electromagentic waves as far as possible and receiving them at the other end in an understandable format. When I was 13 years old, I was an enthusiastic kid who liked to observe and imitate the things my father did, obviously not accurately or with any prime result motto. To be precise, playing with his equipment. One day my dad got an emergency call and left the lab without turning off his equipment. I remember that was the last day I behaved like a normal human being. That day I wore this particular equipment, which looks like a helmet, from which a lot of wires were connected to the big equipment, which was blinking and had so many switches and levers. I wore that helmet and turned on a few switches and a few levers, not knowing it was powerd on; all I remember is being thrown out of that place a few metres away from that equipment, with an electric shock, fumes, and lightning. I woke up in a hospital with a tonsured head. My dad said I was in a coma for one week, and because of that accident, they had to perform a brain operation, for which they had to tonsure my head. I was lying on my bed, and my dad told me that if I took one week of rest, that would be enough, and they could discharge me. After four days in the hospital, this weird thing happened to me. When I am surrounded by people, I used to have lot of thoughts. Then one day, when my dad was sitting near me, I told him that just now I had this thought: "A few pieces of the equipment got stuck in my brain; to remove them, they performed this operation. They couldn't remove a small piece of nanoequipment that almost dissolved in one nerve, which is very difficult to perform. The result might be that I will lose my consciousness. So, they suggested not to perform." After I said this, my dad got shocked. 
Because those were the thoughts that he was having a few seconds ago.
 
After I got discharged from the hospital, he analysed me in all the possible ways and came to one conclusion. I am able to read the thoughts of people around me. For better understanding, I will keep it this way: if someone is talking, sound waves will originate from him and travel to the environment, where people can hear them. If someone is sneezing, particles will come from him and enter the environment, which we can feel or see. If someone is stinky, that smell goes into the environment, and we can smell it. In the same way, if someone is done with the thought or distracted, the thought will release to the environment, but people cannot sense those thoughts as we humans are not capable of that. But now I am capable of that because of the nanoequipment, which was a kind of receiver that almost dissolved in my brain; that passive equipment picks up those thoughts as an electro-magnetic wave, and my brain converts those waves to an understandable format. That's how I read the thoughts of people, even though it is not appropriate to do so. Not in my hands. I can avoid those thoughts by wearing an anti-electromagnetic wave helmet, which I cannot do all the time. So, instead of that, I used to occupy myself with my own thoughts every time. which helps me to distract from the thoughts that I receive when I am around people. And this thought-catcher thing helped me choose my career as a psychologist, which also helped me a lot to connect with people, understand people, and resolve their problems. I am happy for that. 
 
Now, let me tell you about the thoughts of this guy in the train, which he was going through. He is planning to jump from the train once it is dark and everyone has gone to sleep. I was shocked initially and finally decided to check with him to see what the reason was and what the solution might be to stop this.
 
I thought to start my way of talking to him to console and help him overcome his problem.
I intentionally coughed twice and asked for water.
He said, "Sure, here it is." Take it.
I had a glup of water and said thank you. By the way, my name is Krishna. I am from Mathura and working in Bangalore. You ?
Hello, my name is Arjun, and I am studying in Bangalore. 
Me: Wow! Engineering ?
Arjun: Yes, electronics and communication.
His thoughts: "Yes, this engineering, ECE, lack of interest in studies, and lot of backlogs made me decide to commit suicide."
My Thoughts: "I read his thoughts when he emitted them." 
Me: Even I studied in the same group, but couldn't complete. I quitted at 3rd year.
Arjun: Why did you quit?
Me: I kept silent for a few seconds and said I was not good at engineering. So I had to quit. 
Arjun: Is it? (with full focus) Didn't your family members say anything? And how did you face that situation? Please tell the complete story, if you don't mind.
My Thoughts: "I grabbed his attention. Now I have to tell a story that should convince him to quit his stupid idea and start working on his passion."
Me: I started in this way. My parents forced me to study engineering, in which I had no interest. So I have a lot of backlogs, and at that point in time, I thought to end my life. (His choked listening this.) and of course I was about to attempt it. But all of a sudden I got the thought to share my feelings about the lack of interest in studies with my close friend. He consoled me and told me to write down everything about what I want to do, what you want to become, and what you want to learn to become, what makes you happy and what makes you sad, what kind of people you like, How you spend time, every minute detail if possible, etc. It took me almost two months to write the complete details. Do you know what happened after writing everything? I knew more about myself. I liked it, then I decided not to do engineering. Now, the next part is to convince my parents. 
Arjun: Does writing those things really work? And how you convinced your parents—I hope that is the toughest part.
Me: It really works. Arjun, I said I was working right. I am working as a psychologist in Bangalore. Do you know if I hadn't quit engineering at that time? I wouldn't have been at this stage. I helped a lot of successful people come out of that bad phase of their lives. I suggested them to do the same. Leave about that, coming to my parents' part Initially, I was hell-scared, so I got an idea. After writing everything, I now know what I want and what I want to pursue, i.e., becoming a psychologist. So what I did was I googled the best psychologists and sent emails to each and every one of them, telling them about my condition, and took a 1-hour long appointment with five people. So I went to my parents and told them to come along with me, and we met all the psychologists. They explained to them how life will be, how much they can earn, and how famous they can be. Do you know? It worked. 
Arjun: Really?
Me: Of course it will. Our parents are scared about our future if you give them detailed explanations about you and what you want to do, and on top of that, if some experienced people talk, it will work 100%.
Arjun: That looks really promising. Does experienced people in every field help ?
Me: It might not be 100%, but 70% will do that. People are ready to help; we have to ask them and share your thoughts.
Arjun: Thank you. I got a very good insight.
His Thoughts: "I will quit this idea of suicide and pursue my career as a musician."
Me: You are welcome! a top secret! Come close; do you know this musician (xxxx)? He is my patient.
Arjun: Seriously! I am a very big fan of him. Does that kind of very popular person have a bad phase?
Me: Ofcourse. But now he is leading a very happy life. Maybe once you're back in Bangalore. Contact this number. I will schedule an appointment with him if you are interested.
Arjun: My god!!! I am very happy.
His Thoughts: "I will take my parents along to convince them."
Arjun: Can I take my parents as well? Even they are big fans of him.
Me: Sure!
Arjun: Thank you, Krishna, for this insightful conversation. 
Krishna: My pleasure.

 
"Why do you worry unnecessarily? Whom do you fear? Who can kill you? The soul is neither born nor dies."
                       - Lord Krishna

Saturday, 11 June 2022

Gandhi -> Sonia -> Gandhi

Hello Ambulance, I am Nymisha
speaking, reporter in THE HINDU. There is an accident at silk board junction. Please come immediately. He is injured badly.

I along with doctor in the ambulance took him to near by Apollo hospital, Koramangala. On the way to hospital, I took his mobile and unlocked it using his thumb print. There is a BRBNMPL logo on his screen saver and I could see his BRBNMPL ID hanging to his waist with Name: Raja. ( BRBNMPL is established by RBI and is responsible for printing of currency in India). I dialed to the recent contact, Teja. Hello Teja, I am Nymisha speaking, reporter. Your friend Raja met with an accident near silk board we are taking him to Apollo hospital,
Koramangala. Please come ASAP.
Teja: is he ok ?
He is unconscious. His head got injured and his nose is bleeding.
Teja: Oh God! I will be there in 15-20 mins.

We arrived at the hospital and doctors took him to the emergency room and I am waiting at reception. After 15mins, I got a call to Raja's mobile. Hello Nymisha, I am Teja, waiting at reception. Where are you ? 
We both met and waited for almost 30mins at the emergency room entrance. Doctor came to us and said he is conscious now and we have to operate him immediately. 
Teja said, you can operate. I will arrange the money. But...  There is a pause from doctor and said that patient is not agreeing for it, he is requesting us to keep him on low sedative till tomorrow afternoon. We can't keep him like that, it will get worse if we don't operate him immediately. Please talk to him, we will make arrangements for operation.
I was about to say I will leave, but Teja went into the room and I was waiting for him. He came out with full rage and slamed
the door. Every one near the corridor stared at him. He sat beside me and kept calm. I was shocked and asked what happened, he started crying. 
Is everything ok?
Teja: He is not agreeing for the operation.
Why ? Is he mad. 
Teja: Yes, he is mad about a girl's birthday. 
What?????
Teja kept silent for few minutes. Out of curiosity, I started. Is it ok if I ask what exactly happened to him? Who is that girl? Why her birthday is so important than his life? If it is  personal, I won't insist.
Teja replied, it will be no more personal by tomorrow afternoon. By 1PM, every one in India will get to know who she is and how much
Raja loves Sonia.

I didn't get you, what exactly do you mean? He started telling the story. Raja, Sonia and I were bought up in a small orphanage in Andhra Pradesh, taken care by a physics teacher, Srinivas.
He did his PhD In Physics from MIT. The love towards his village and the children made him quit his job and opened an orphanage. He loves teaching. Out of all the kids in the orphanage, Raja is smart and He loves Physics, which made him the best student for our teacher, Srinivas. He started exploring the beauty of Science in the nature and made lot of projects with the help of Srinivas. Slowly he was recognised in my village and state. Good part is Raja never took that to his head. But Sonia, who loves to be famous, started liking Raja purely because of his popularity, which could bring her fame. We three grew up in the orphanage and completed our schooling, Intermediate and Bachelor's degree. As years went, our friendship became stronger and their love became so deep. After bachelors, Sonia and I moved to IT and Raja, who loves science, did masters and PhD. While Raja doing his PhD, Sonia started liking one of the top management guys in his company which made her famous in his company and later both went to USA and started a company. This made her famous in her domain. Raja couldn't take this. He dropped his PhD and it almost took an year to come out of it. Later he started working in BRBNMPL to support the orphanage. Even after an year, still  he is so depressed. Out of this depression he took an oath to do a big crime that had ever been in the history of mankind.
Teja gave a break.
I could sense his tension and sweat over his forehead. 
He continued... We all knew that demonetization
happened on 26th November 2016 and later RBI released new currency. Raja is the main head and reasearch engineer of that currency printing and chemical composition.
Teja started shivering, and he is sweating more... 
Raja... Raja manipulated the currency. 
I didn't get it properly, so I asked him to brief it.
Teja said, he manipulated the making of currency in such a way that if any one of the new currency note gets triggered, the Gandhi picture on the note will turn into
Sonia picture and there will be a chain reaction with ever currency note which comes in contact with that currency note. He is mad, he wants to show how much he loves Sonia. The picture of the sonia will stay for one whole day on the currency note and it will be back to normal Gandhi picture on the currency note. 
I was shocked and thinking. Is it really possible to do ? Or is it a fictional story ?
Teja said, no, Raja discontinued his research in the same chain reactions and picture transformation.
Iam in shocked and don't know what exactly
I have to do. Whole India is gonna hit badly. I asked if it is possible to stop the trigger. Teja said, It's impossible. I asked what exactly the trigger is. Solar Eclipse, Teja said.
Teja: It starts tomorrow at 10:45 AM, those rays are the triggers. He wants to see that transformation. If they operate, he will be completely unconscious for 2-3days. He badly wants to see this. So he is requesting and insisting not to operate.
I felt shocked and don't know how to respond. I left immediately from there without saying a single word and contacted the main branch of the HINDU and explained everything. As a trusted employee and having a very good track record, they believed what I said. They thought of broadcasting this message, then they thought if it is fake or if there is no trigger happened or no chain reaction happened, HINDU may affect badly. So instead of broadcasting the message, they started broadcasting an article as anonymous in social media. After reporting this I came back to Teja.
We stayed whole night in the hospital and thinking what and how it's going to happen. Raja inside the room, moaning with pain. Couldn't able to bear the pain, but still he is refusing for the operation. We slept on the chairs allocated to us. Early morning 6AM, we
wokeup as there is an emergency with Raja's condition. They took him to Operation theater and operated him, it's been 4hrs and still we didn't known the condition of the
Raja. After 10mins, i.e., @10:10AM, doctor came out and said he is no more.
Teja collapsed on his chair and started crying. Within 30mins, Solar eclipse started and initiated the chain reaction on the currency. Whole nation and whole news channels are talking about this and slowly every one got to know about this article and started #FindingSonia
There is a call to Raja's Number, Teja
took that call. Hello, who is this ? On the other side of the phone, I am John, Fiancé of Sonia. Got to know about this article and Currency. I want to tell you that Sonia died in a car accident @10:10AM. 


Thursday, 2 April 2020

CARESSING - A gentle or loving touch

2004 Late-Night Cool-Breeze Jaggampeta
I sat at veranda and I was crying, some how my grandmother (Nana Amma) noticed and asked me the reason behind it, as soon as she asked  my tear's got increased and started telling Nana Amma I had a very bad year, I got failed in 2 subjects, I fought with my friend, I lost my new camel geometry box, three of my classmates were teasing me & from last two days mother was beating, I don't want to stay here Nana Amma. Not a single word she spoke to me. She sat beside me and i lay down on her lap (Still I can feel the warm of her red cotton saree). She started caressing on my shoulder, at the first touch on my shoulder iam out with the thought of failed on 2subjects. she keep on doing, until I slept. At last iam out of thoughts.

2019 Early-Morning Cool-Breeze Nandi hills
We sat on a rock and we were talking, Suddenly she lay down on my lap and I started caressing on her shoulder. Does all your thoughts were waved out when I started caressing? (Which happened 15years back to me). I don't know about you, but each time I stroke on your shoulder iam filled with your thoughts. (Does the same thing happened to my grandmother 15years back ?)





Sunday, 15 March 2020

Bhaiyaa.......ek CHAI

Monday 10AM, Alarm tiktik tiktik tiktik........

Oh shit.. it's already 10, Skipped breakfast and started to office

TRAFFIC: Neck to neck, too sunny, loud honking, smoke, dust, people coming in wrong direction, riding on footpaths, spitting saliva on roads which catches you even if you don't like, people running on roads who loves giving high-five & finally bumpy roads. shit shit..

TEAM LEADER: How many times i have to tell, it's 11:30 don't you maintain proper time ? I reviewed the code which you have written, there's no proper standards no proper allignment is this how a professional employe writes ? shit shit shit...

MANAGER: The leave you requested has been rejected, we have a customer meeting on that week, we have to work on the quality of the deliverables, please work on it. shit shit shit shit....

COLLEAGUE'S: Colleague1: Hey dude this friday is my last working day, lead told me to give KT to you on my module. Colleague2: Hey bro iam on sick leave, could you please do my work as well, as you  know today was the last day for release. CuteColleague1: Call's you brother. CuteColleague2: Doesn't care you at all. shit shit shit shit shit.....

CALL'S: Four Call's from bank (3 for personal loan & 1 for credit card), Two personal loan call 's I rejected, because I already applied in another bank. Last personal loan call, to inform me that my loan got rejected. One internal conference call with 6 people, here it how it goes. Hi hi hi hi hi hi, Is it audible, yes yes yes yes yes yes, are you able to see my srceen yes yes yes yes yes yes, thanks for attending the call. shit shit shit shit shit shit......

FRIENDS: Friend1: Hey I got my fourth onsite, now it's time to roam italy. Friend 2: Hey I got an offer from volvo, work hard bro it pay's you. Friend 3: Bro, your enjoying life bro, cool job cool life what a luck guy you are. shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.......

GIRL FRIEND: You are not spending quality time with me. Why you liked my roomate pic. Do you really love me. You changed a lot, you are not the old teja. shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit........

PARENTS: We found a match for you, people your age having 2 kids, why you didn't  got onsite till now, Prathima aunty son raja recently got places in cognizant and got an on-site to USA. shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.........

@11:45PM on the way to home stopped at a shop 

                     Bhaiyaa.......ek CHAI

Had a sip and felt what a life yar! :-)


Thursday, 12 March 2020

Many PROBLEMS one SOLUTION

Problem 1:
Night 3:00AM, WHO, Geneva, Switzerland.

HEAD: The global count of COVID-19 confirmed cases were reached to 1,25,288, the count has been increasing day by day, still we couldn't able to find the solution for either to cure or stop spreading this virus.
DOC: The major reason for spreading the virus is, the effected individual is not aware untill the symptoms were out, which takes 14days after an individual encountered with corona.
HEAD: Is it possible to make an antidote to cure or spread.
                                  Or
                      Is it an end ?...........

Problem 2:
Night 3:00AM, Unnamed startup, East Godavari, Andhrapradesh.

MANAGER: The total count of the error's reached to 76, the count has been increasing day be day, still we couldn't able to find the solution for either fixing the errors or spreading the errors to other modules.
ENGINEER: The major reason for spreading the errors is refusing the function which got effected, the effected function was taking 14hr's to get compiled, so total time to compile the code with 76 errors (Effected function were used 76 times)*14hr's = 1064hr's. So, it's impossible to do it in 48hr's.
MANAGER: Is it possible to make the code error free.
                                  Or
                      Is it an end ?...........
INTERN: Can we use another function in the effected function to decrease the compilation time of the effected function. Then we can have enough time to debug the error.

Can we use another virus or drug on the corona virus to decrease the incubation period from 14day's to 1day or 1hr.
Does it HELP ?

Two problems one solution

There are many problems, but I think there is a solution to all these problems, it's just one & it's EDUCATION.
                             ->Malala

Wednesday, 29 October 2014

Via Bluetooth

                    
                     Last month when I came to the railway station with my friend rafi to go vellore around 4.20pm and the train is at 4.30pm. The train arrived on time. I saw a beautiful girl sitting, near window in my coach (I felt like the horizontal bars of the window looks like fencing that protects a beautiful diamond). Just in a fraction of second I took my luggage and walking towards the entrance simultaneously watching her, felling anxiety and happy. My friend noticed that, the train is going to Chennai (not vellore). huhhh.... This is what happens for me from past 4 years when ever I notice a girl, Here the same horizontal iron bars of the window looks like vertical bars of the jail protecting her from me. she gave a smile and train lefts......

             Now here the right train came. I took my luggage and sat on the respective seat provided to me. I heard a sound made by bangles from next cabin (after a long time it's nice to hear bangles sound rather than mobile ringtones). Just I took a glance in the next cabin. A gorgeous girl is talking to her parents. I felt like this is why god helps me to catch the right train. Just I recalled the words what I know to praise the girl (gorgeous, cute , attractive, admirable, charming , dazzling , magnificent). It is tough to express a beautiful sun rise in a field and river near to it with a single word, same happens here. To express her beauty it should be the combination of words (mentioned above) that I know. Nearly 7! ways = 5040 ways. It will take one hour so I quit. 

        here the girls are classified into three types of magnets
                                                    1) Permanent Magnet
                                                    2) Temporary Magnet
                                                    3) Electromagnet

1) Permanent Magnet (girls):
                                
               These type of girls attracts entire there life time

2) Temporary Magnet (girls):

               These type of girls attracts during there teen age

3) Electromagnet (girls):
                               
               These type of magnets attracts when they are energized
               These type of girls attracts when the wore makeup

               My girl looks like a power full permanent magnet, even dia magnet (not attracted by magnets) men can attract towards her. I am staring to her every 2 minutes. Finally she recognized me that I am starring towards her. She also started looking me. I can feel my heart beat raising to too high (like team India score raises when sehwag and sachin on the pitch) when she looks at me. It continues nearly one hour. Then finally I decided to talk with her. She noticed me and closed her eye tightly (because she is near to her parents). Suddenly my heart beat drastically reduced. The only thought  running (faster than the train, I am travelling) in mind how to talk with her. 

                 Here my Bluetooth headset fell from my seat , just a wonder full idea strike in my mind. like how an apple fell on the newton, discovered gravity. I took my Bluetooth and acted to her to turn on her Bluetooth. And I indicated my seat number 62 which is visible to her.


                Here  how the conversation starts. 

I changed my Bluetooth Name to Hai birth no: 62
and she changed her Bluetooth Name to Hello birth no: 56

Me :  I am Teja-62 (62- refers to confirm that is me)
She :  I am Savithri-56
Me :  nice to mt u Savi3-62
She :  same here-56
Me :  u r really cute (cont) -62
Me :  I never thought talking to a girl like u -62
She : even i never thought talking to a smart guy  like u-56
                             (she gave a smile)
                   (boys can do anything for such smile )

here the conversation continues till night 11PM..

                   In middle Some other guy near to us changed his Bluetooth name to nice conversation go on, good night