Monday, 13 October 2014

A good INTERVIEWER vs A bad INTERVIEWEE


            I never attended such interview before. The interviewer was a lady. She was damn cute. After a few seconds staring into her. Finally i recognized she wore white shirt, that's how her skin tone is dominating. Her curly hair looks like infinite loops in network even a professional cannot solve them. Her beautiful smile resemble the Kohinoor in the bunch of gold. Her dimple looks like a beautiful small pond. It took me few minutes to come into reality from dream ( Where the interviewer sat on the golden throne, the stone steps towards her resemble me failures are the stepping stones to success. Here the failures are not qualifying in any interviews ). Then i took my stepping stones towards the interviewer. When i shook her hand i felt like an rest button is turned on. Finally i found the reason why people are mad toward girls. 


Reality:                                      Here the Interview starts 
Dream:                    Here the Dating ( express your love in your way ) starts 

Interviewer: Tell about your self ?
Here how my Left brain (Reality) and Right brain (Dream) works parallel   
Reality: I am P.N.R.K. Sai Teja and sooon...
Dream: Hai sweet heart. How curious you are. Can't you wait for few minutes.

Interviewer: What is that P.N.R.K ?
Reality: Pulavarthi Naveendra Rama Koti 
Dream: I don't think it's necessary to print my full name in our invitation card

Interviewer: You are good in which subject ? 
Reality: Electronics , C Language .
Dream: Off course dear i am good in repairing all electronic equipment's in our home and good in teaching all languages to our children.

Interviewer: What is Active device ?
Reality: It works properly when it is energized.   
Dream: My life will have proper meaning when you are with me my angel.

Interviewer: Why are u nervous ?
Reality: It's my first interview 
Dream: It's my first lie

Interviewer: Which place You prefer to work ?
Reality: Any were.
Dream: The only place were you stay

Interviewer: You may leave .
Reality: Thank you.
Dream: This is how girl leaves . 




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