Wednesday, 29 October 2014

Via Bluetooth

                    
                     Last month when I came to the railway station with my friend rafi to go vellore around 4.20pm and the train is at 4.30pm. The train arrived on time. I saw a beautiful girl sitting, near window in my coach (I felt like the horizontal bars of the window looks like fencing that protects a beautiful diamond). Just in a fraction of second I took my luggage and walking towards the entrance simultaneously watching her, felling anxiety and happy. My friend noticed that, the train is going to Chennai (not vellore). huhhh.... This is what happens for me from past 4 years when ever I notice a girl, Here the same horizontal iron bars of the window looks like vertical bars of the jail protecting her from me. she gave a smile and train lefts......

             Now here the right train came. I took my luggage and sat on the respective seat provided to me. I heard a sound made by bangles from next cabin (after a long time it's nice to hear bangles sound rather than mobile ringtones). Just I took a glance in the next cabin. A gorgeous girl is talking to her parents. I felt like this is why god helps me to catch the right train. Just I recalled the words what I know to praise the girl (gorgeous, cute , attractive, admirable, charming , dazzling , magnificent). It is tough to express a beautiful sun rise in a field and river near to it with a single word, same happens here. To express her beauty it should be the combination of words (mentioned above) that I know. Nearly 7! ways = 5040 ways. It will take one hour so I quit. 

        here the girls are classified into three types of magnets
                                                    1) Permanent Magnet
                                                    2) Temporary Magnet
                                                    3) Electromagnet

1) Permanent Magnet (girls):
                                
               These type of girls attracts entire there life time

2) Temporary Magnet (girls):

               These type of girls attracts during there teen age

3) Electromagnet (girls):
                               
               These type of magnets attracts when they are energized
               These type of girls attracts when the wore makeup

               My girl looks like a power full permanent magnet, even dia magnet (not attracted by magnets) men can attract towards her. I am staring to her every 2 minutes. Finally she recognized me that I am starring towards her. She also started looking me. I can feel my heart beat raising to too high (like team India score raises when sehwag and sachin on the pitch) when she looks at me. It continues nearly one hour. Then finally I decided to talk with her. She noticed me and closed her eye tightly (because she is near to her parents). Suddenly my heart beat drastically reduced. The only thought  running (faster than the train, I am travelling) in mind how to talk with her. 

                 Here my Bluetooth headset fell from my seat , just a wonder full idea strike in my mind. like how an apple fell on the newton, discovered gravity. I took my Bluetooth and acted to her to turn on her Bluetooth. And I indicated my seat number 62 which is visible to her.


                Here  how the conversation starts. 

I changed my Bluetooth Name to Hai birth no: 62
and she changed her Bluetooth Name to Hello birth no: 56

Me :  I am Teja-62 (62- refers to confirm that is me)
She :  I am Savithri-56
Me :  nice to mt u Savi3-62
She :  same here-56
Me :  u r really cute (cont) -62
Me :  I never thought talking to a girl like u -62
She : even i never thought talking to a smart guy  like u-56
                             (she gave a smile)
                   (boys can do anything for such smile )

here the conversation continues till night 11PM..

                   In middle Some other guy near to us changed his Bluetooth name to nice conversation go on, good night

  



         
        
           


           

Monday, 13 October 2014

A good INTERVIEWER vs A bad INTERVIEWEE


            I never attended such interview before. The interviewer was a lady. She was damn cute. After a few seconds staring into her. Finally i recognized she wore white shirt, that's how her skin tone is dominating. Her curly hair looks like infinite loops in network even a professional cannot solve them. Her beautiful smile resemble the Kohinoor in the bunch of gold. Her dimple looks like a beautiful small pond. It took me few minutes to come into reality from dream ( Where the interviewer sat on the golden throne, the stone steps towards her resemble me failures are the stepping stones to success. Here the failures are not qualifying in any interviews ). Then i took my stepping stones towards the interviewer. When i shook her hand i felt like an rest button is turned on. Finally i found the reason why people are mad toward girls. 


Reality:                                      Here the Interview starts 
Dream:                    Here the Dating ( express your love in your way ) starts 

Interviewer: Tell about your self ?
Here how my Left brain (Reality) and Right brain (Dream) works parallel   
Reality: I am P.N.R.K. Sai Teja and sooon...
Dream: Hai sweet heart. How curious you are. Can't you wait for few minutes.

Interviewer: What is that P.N.R.K ?
Reality: Pulavarthi Naveendra Rama Koti 
Dream: I don't think it's necessary to print my full name in our invitation card

Interviewer: You are good in which subject ? 
Reality: Electronics , C Language .
Dream: Off course dear i am good in repairing all electronic equipment's in our home and good in teaching all languages to our children.

Interviewer: What is Active device ?
Reality: It works properly when it is energized.   
Dream: My life will have proper meaning when you are with me my angel.

Interviewer: Why are u nervous ?
Reality: It's my first interview 
Dream: It's my first lie

Interviewer: Which place You prefer to work ?
Reality: Any were.
Dream: The only place were you stay

Interviewer: You may leave .
Reality: Thank you.
Dream: This is how girl leaves . 




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