Sunday, 15 March 2020

Bhaiyaa.......ek CHAI

Monday 10AM, Alarm tiktik tiktik tiktik........

Oh shit.. it's already 10, Skipped breakfast and started to office

TRAFFIC: Neck to neck, too sunny, loud honking, smoke, dust, people coming in wrong direction, riding on footpaths, spitting saliva on roads which catches you even if you don't like, people running on roads who loves giving high-five & finally bumpy roads. shit shit..

TEAM LEADER: How many times i have to tell, it's 11:30 don't you maintain proper time ? I reviewed the code which you have written, there's no proper standards no proper allignment is this how a professional employe writes ? shit shit shit...

MANAGER: The leave you requested has been rejected, we have a customer meeting on that week, we have to work on the quality of the deliverables, please work on it. shit shit shit shit....

COLLEAGUE'S: Colleague1: Hey dude this friday is my last working day, lead told me to give KT to you on my module. Colleague2: Hey bro iam on sick leave, could you please do my work as well, as you  know today was the last day for release. CuteColleague1: Call's you brother. CuteColleague2: Doesn't care you at all. shit shit shit shit shit.....

CALL'S: Four Call's from bank (3 for personal loan & 1 for credit card), Two personal loan call 's I rejected, because I already applied in another bank. Last personal loan call, to inform me that my loan got rejected. One internal conference call with 6 people, here it how it goes. Hi hi hi hi hi hi, Is it audible, yes yes yes yes yes yes, are you able to see my srceen yes yes yes yes yes yes, thanks for attending the call. shit shit shit shit shit shit......

FRIENDS: Friend1: Hey I got my fourth onsite, now it's time to roam italy. Friend 2: Hey I got an offer from volvo, work hard bro it pay's you. Friend 3: Bro, your enjoying life bro, cool job cool life what a luck guy you are. shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.......

GIRL FRIEND: You are not spending quality time with me. Why you liked my roomate pic. Do you really love me. You changed a lot, you are not the old teja. shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit........

PARENTS: We found a match for you, people your age having 2 kids, why you didn't  got onsite till now, Prathima aunty son raja recently got places in cognizant and got an on-site to USA. shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.........

@11:45PM on the way to home stopped at a shop 

                     Bhaiyaa.......ek CHAI

Had a sip and felt what a life yar! :-)


Thursday, 12 March 2020

Many PROBLEMS one SOLUTION

Problem 1:
Night 3:00AM, WHO, Geneva, Switzerland.

HEAD: The global count of COVID-19 confirmed cases were reached to 1,25,288, the count has been increasing day by day, still we couldn't able to find the solution for either to cure or stop spreading this virus.
DOC: The major reason for spreading the virus is, the effected individual is not aware untill the symptoms were out, which takes 14days after an individual encountered with corona.
HEAD: Is it possible to make an antidote to cure or spread.
                                  Or
                      Is it an end ?...........

Problem 2:
Night 3:00AM, Unnamed startup, East Godavari, Andhrapradesh.

MANAGER: The total count of the error's reached to 76, the count has been increasing day be day, still we couldn't able to find the solution for either fixing the errors or spreading the errors to other modules.
ENGINEER: The major reason for spreading the errors is refusing the function which got effected, the effected function was taking 14hr's to get compiled, so total time to compile the code with 76 errors (Effected function were used 76 times)*14hr's = 1064hr's. So, it's impossible to do it in 48hr's.
MANAGER: Is it possible to make the code error free.
                                  Or
                      Is it an end ?...........
INTERN: Can we use another function in the effected function to decrease the compilation time of the effected function. Then we can have enough time to debug the error.

Can we use another virus or drug on the corona virus to decrease the incubation period from 14day's to 1day or 1hr.
Does it HELP ?

Two problems one solution

There are many problems, but I think there is a solution to all these problems, it's just one & it's EDUCATION.
                             ->Malala